$HOOD is a Robin Hood-themed meme coin with zero utility and zero pretense. The lore: in 1194 a hooded archer robbed a carriage and gave the gold to peasants. In 2026 he robbed a bonding curve and airdropped the bag to anons in a group chat. Same guy, better hoodie. There is no roadmap, no whitepaper, no team promises — just a green mantle, a longbow, and a sheriff who hasn't stopped checking the chart. Tokenomics are simple: 100% of the supply was already stolen at launch, so distribution is complete and fair by design. $HOOD exists purely as a community meme and cultural artifact — a joke about wealth redistribution wrapped in a fully on-chain fair launch. No promises, no utility, no roadmap. Just vibes, a bow, and a stolen bag.